Crazy little fucker to many.
Arrogant douchebag to Americans.
Fackin' cunt to Brits
Legend to myself

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

To travel the world for free and maybe find a white girl from a first world country to be my wife. Better if she's wealthy but wouldn't mind if she was broke af. Atleast I can get citizenship, then a good tech job in her country and we both become wealthy, have a mixed baby then return to St Lucia after retirement and convert the saving into XCD so we will be livibg rich af so that baby would now be a spoilt brat with rich parents who thinks everything has to go his way and all future generations will be well off. Before dying on a hospital bed I can look back with a smile and say... I ended so many generations of poverty by posting this on Couchsurfing. Of course by then this website will no longer exist so these spoilt kids would have no idea what I meant but they would still give an awkward smile..

Interests

If I could get in the Tour de France or Tour of Britain. I'd sure prove to the world that I'm not useless after all when I raise that 1st place trophy. Too bad I leave in the middle of nowhere on an island no one's heard about so I will forever be a nobody

• writing
• performing arts
• design
• graphic design
• music
• cycling
• business
• software
• mountain bike

Music, Movies, and Books

I really like crime-thriller movies and creatively dirty music.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I went from St. Lucia to Martinique to France to England and back with only $300 USD. That includes flight, boat and train faires and living expenses. How'd I pass through all immigration will forever be a mystery but how did I do it all? No idea, will remain a bigger mystery. How did it all turn out? Well if I could do it all over lets just say I'd do it without giving it a second thought. But now its time to target other Europeans countries and the USA.

I also hacked a number of local websites and defaced them leaving my photo for them to see....ahh. good times. Years later the main web design business owner turned out to be my college instructor.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you some really dark things so you don't end up a victim to this rapidly growing dark web.

Want to learn to learn everything about you.

Wouldn't mind sharing my body.
I make this look like a dating site haha. Nah, just being honest.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Well, I could let them know the places to go and not to go if they don't want to get robbed or shot. JOKING. I run the country. Anyone's safe with me.

Countries I’ve Visited

France, Martinique

Countries I’ve Lived In

England