I am fat, ugly, always dirty (in mind mostly) and stinky, rude, pervert, narrow-minded, annoying, lazy, evil, paranoid, antisocial, curious, psycho, cannibal and porn addict. Not joking.
Welcome!

(The whole profile is not sarcastic, as many think. It is disturbingly honest.)

Что привело меня на Couchsurfing

I am NOT interested in traveling, cultures, your stories, cooking, languages, hooking up, meeting new people and all the usual stuff, because I simply don't care. Don't take it personally. :)

I hosted because i wanted visitors to save money, but only if I didn't have to put any effort or lose my comfort.

Интересы

What i like:
True Heavy Metal above all, justice, freedom, muay thai, children, billiards, ethics, fire, philosophy, logic, sex, thinking, survival, army, motorcycles, history, honesty, working, dialogue, racial backgrounds, sleeping, dragonball, lists, tests, football, discipline, helping, delicious unhealthy food, observing, skateboarding, nature, archaeology.

What i dislike:
Stealing, drugs, democracy, smoking, walking, small-talk, liquids, vegetables, fruits, gold-diggers, evolution, drunkness, heat, cars, dish-washing, cooking, money, socializing, feet, misunderstandings, time, social-media, technology, pretending, greed, political correctness.

• chocolate
• motorcycles
• billiards
• survival
• metal music
• skateboarding
• archeology
• history
• logic
• philosophy
• sex
• freedom
• football
• sleeping
• helping
• dialogue
• fighting
• military
• working
• justice
• observing
• dragonball
• honesty

Музыка, кино и книги

I watch old western movies.

I listen to Metal 24/7, it's in my blood.

I read ancient Greek writers.

Классная вещь, которую я сделал(-а)

The following are ONLY stuff i can prove:
I have won a billiards tournament.
I have survived 2 hollywoodish traffic accidents.
I have jumped into the sea from very high.
I have had some sex related unbelievable stories during my youth.
I have fallen into a frozen river.
I have been chased and arrested for not stopping for control with my motorcycle.
I have kept a relationship for 7 years.
I have eaten 2 kilos of chocolate in 30 minutes.
I have made out with a tree.
I have found boys for 3 different couchsurfers the same night.
I have worked for 78 hours straight with a 4 hour break somewhere in between.
Traveled 8000km in 30 days on a motorcycle.
I have brainwashed people out of abuses.

Учу, учусь, делюсь опытом и информацией

I can TRY to teach you how to:
Play billiards correctly.
Skate and do tricks.
Ride a motorcycle and do wheelies.
Make crepes and some Greek desserts.
Speak Greek.
Do various weird sounds and whistles.
Make bubbles with the tongue.
Play chess.
Use basic muay thai techniques.

Чем я могу поделиться с хостами

Loyalty

Где я побывал(-а)

Albania, Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Denmark, England, France, Germany, Italy, Montenegro, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Vatican City State

Где я жил(-а)

Greece, Norway