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I want to restore my faith in humanity by meeting great people.
I am a Drunk-ass Party Bitch who used to work late in kitchens, go on an alcohol rampage before the bars close and who is pretty much tired of this bullshit.
Never call me a Canadian or I'll fucking stab you in the heart, rip it out and fill the hole with a Québec flag and poutine. I'm also known by the police under the name ''infected spoon stabber''
A great mix of optimism, cynicism and alcoolism.
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
I WILL GET YOU DRUNK AS FUCK (happy drunk, not fist-fighting drunk)
But don't expect me to go into fucking nightclubs with you, I'm a pub/tavern/bar guy
I never go to strip clubs because I like my own titties better.
My blood type is A+ if you'd like to harvest my organs.
I surfed a couple of places in Belgium and Ireland in my Euro-trip and it was my favorite two countries of them all. Coincidence? I don't think so... Plus that's where the beers were the best.
Le sacre peut servir à la fois de nom, de prénom, d'adjectif, de verbe et d'adverbe. Comme le montre l'exemple suivant:
a. Jean qui était irrité a expulsé Jules violemment.
b. Le sacrament qui était en calvaire a calissé dehors l'osti en tabarnak.
Ces deux phrases veulent dire la même chose.
-Les Cyniques - Le Cours De Sacres
Music, Movies, and Books
I am a HUGE Metalhead! Deathmetal, Folkmetal, Metalcore, Blackmetal, Progressive deathcore, name it!
I only watch That's so Raven on loop
Books about how to read cereal boxes and clothe sizes.
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
Ate a worm, once.
Amazing Rough Giant Tarantula Baby Sex Cake in the afternoon.
Dead mouse crazy Justin Bieber penis talk with forks.
Teach, Learn, Share
Les sacres Québécois: TABARNAK as an appetizer.
Québec's history and politics, I have strong views over people's right of self determination and independence.
I will help you find the best porn name, depending on your smell and saliva.
I know a secret kissing technique that will make your ass bleed.
What I Can Share with Hosts
I can teach you how to marinate your mouth with my cock.
I can teach you pickup lines that will get you arrested.
I can teach you how to recycle your body fluids
Countries I’ve Visited
Belgium, France, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Netherlands, Portugal, Spain, Switzerland, United Kingdom
Countries I’ve Lived In