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Getting YOU drunk!
I am a Drunk-ass Party Bitch who works as a chef at Bistro le Ste-Cath , which restrains me from begging. I like to have a couple of drinks in great company. Oh, and the usual alcohol, sex, drugs and rock'n'roll.
I usually work a lot, so I usually leave you by yourself during the days, but for the night time you are mine to corrupt. Never call me a Canadian or I'll fucking stab you in the heart, rip it out and fill the hole with a Québec flag and poutine. I'm also known by the police under the name ''infected spoon stabber''
SIZE DOES MATTERS (unfortunately)
I've been bitten by the party animal,
Where Can you hide when the creature is lurking inside you? (Every Time I Die)
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
I WILL GET YOU DRUNK AS FUCK (happy drunk, not fist-fighting drunk)
But don't expect me to go into fucking nightclubs with you, I'm a pub/tavern/bar guy
I never go to strip clubs because I like my own titties better.
I surfed a couple of places in Belgium and Ireland in my Euro-trip and it was my favorite two countries of them all. Coincidence? I don't think so... Plus that's where the beers were the best.
My interests are pretty obvious. Before asking me for a room, the things you should ask yourselves are: Do you love beer more than your own mother? Do you like to party till you blackout? Don't you give a shit about all the nasty things you've done last night? Do you like to smoke till your own organs remove themselves from your body. If the answer is yes, then and only then you are welcome.
Music, Movies, and Books
Movies with both laser guns AND bastard owls.
Books about how to read cereal boxes and clothe sizes.
I listen to the music playing on commercials and I dance to it.
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
Ate a worm, once.
Amazing Rough Giant Tarantula Baby Sex Cake in the afternoon.
Dead mouse crazy Justin Bieber penis talk with forks.
Teach, Learn, Share
Les sacres Québécois: TABARNAK as an appetizer.
420, strongest in the world.
Québec's history and politics, and why it would be better for everyone if Québec was an independent country.
What I Can Share with Hosts
I can teach you how to marinate your mouth with my cock.
I can teach you pickup lines that will get you arrested.
Countries I’ve Visited
Belgium, France, Ireland, Italy, Netherlands, Spain, Switzerland, United Kingdom
Countries I’ve Lived In