CURRENT MISSION

The same thing I do every night. Try to take over the world.

ABOUT ME

I'm not 100% sure I'm not a unicorn.

PHILOSOPHY

I am ginger, I have no soul so therefore there are no feelings. Also I may be a unicorn and I'm fairly certain that they don't need philosophies.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

With ironic enthusiasm.

Caution: May contain unicorn

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

We had a Turkish man stay at our house. He got drunk and told my friend she was a sexy rat. BOOM!

Interests

Unicorns. Taking over the world. Sleeping. Trying to take over the world is tiring work.

Music, Movies, and Books

The last unicorn. The last of the Mohicans. The last dance. The last tango in Paris. The last Emperor. The last action hero. Last of the summer wine. The last waltz. Save the last dance. I know what you did last summer. Last house on the left. The last airbender. The last king of Scotland. The last boy scout. The last Samurai. About last night. Indiana Jones and the last crusade. The last word.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I thought I heard a unicorn once. But it was just my housemate yawning. But then my housemate turned out to be a unicorn. Who knew.

Teach, Learn, Share

Expert on: Unicorns. Gingers. World domination (still pretty new at that though hence the whole not ruling the world yet). Underwater basket weaving. Also I don't like to brag but I am a geomaster.

Would like to learn about: How to construct a space-based death ray for my moon base (which I also need some help with). Needle point. And maybe chinese.