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Overview

  • 4 references 3 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English
  • 33, Male
  • Member since 2015
  • Journalist
  • Central Michigan University
  • No hometown listed
  • Profile 95% complete

About Me

About Me: 22 year old college student. Mystery Science Theater 3000 enthusiast. Craft beer lover. Horror connoisseur. Impulsive writer. Hemingway apologist. Envious of hipsters.

Personality wise, I'm a cynical asshole on the outside, but a soft romantic on the inside. I adore intellectualism, but respect individuality more, and I have very little patience for things that don't contain either. I like anti-jokes more than I like regular jokes. I'm not one for things like patriotism. I cherish alternative viewpoints, but I am of strong opinions, and my goal in life is to speak my mind with ever-increasing clarity, grace, and wit. I am intensely passionate about those I care about, and empathetically understanding of everyone. I am a man who only wishes for a few close friends, and a thousand acquaintances. I am eagerly and openly myself at all times. I yearn to climb mountains.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I̶n̶ ̶M̶a̶y̶,̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶e̶n̶t̶i̶r̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶t̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶M̶i̶c̶h̶i̶g̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶C̶a̶l̶i̶f̶o̶r̶n̶i̶a̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶f̶o̶o̶t̶.̶ ̶ ̶N̶o̶ ̶h̶i̶t̶c̶h̶h̶i̶k̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶e̶l̶s̶.̶ ̶I̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶h̶a̶p̶p̶e̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶t̶w̶o̶ ̶f̶e̶e̶t̶.̶ ̶ ̶M̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶s̶ ̶I̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶n̶g̶.̶ ̶B̶u̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶s̶h̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶c̶h̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶e̶e̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶m̶a̶z̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶c̶r̶o̶s̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶r̶y̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶.̶

Well, that whole plan got derailed. Regardless, walking across the country will be a lifelong dream of mine and I plan on giving it another go. This time for a cause. 4,000 miles on foot is hard work, hard enough work that it should be done for something larger than myself. I'll be fundraising soon.

When I'm at it again, I'll be thankful for both your couches and your company.

In another life, when I have a place with room to spare, I look forward to hosting anyone that needs a warm and inviting place to be. We're both going to have to be patient on that one though.

Interests

Craft beers, cheesecake, bar burgers, pizza, shrimp, avocado, Milky Ways, mexican food, crab rangoons, blue cheese.

Wait, there's supposed to be more than food here, isn't there?

Well, I write. I read. I hike. I try to sing Radiohead.

  • writing
  • theater
  • dining
  • cheese
  • beer
  • mexican food
  • walking
  • music
  • science
  • hitchhiking
  • mountains

Music, Movies, and Books

Favorite music: Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Sufjan Stevens, mewithoutYou, The Mountain Goats, Silver Mt. Zion, Have A Nice Life, Giles Corey, Charles Mingus, Aphex Twin, Jacques Greene, Nicholas Jaar, Kayo Dot, Tim Hecker...and um....Kanye.

Movies: Waking Life, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, There Will Be Blood, Godfather pt. 1 and 2, The Shining, The Exorcist, Emperor's New Groove.

Books: Hemingway. And whatever I'm reading at the moment. Currently Infinite Jest.

Edit: Two years later, still trying to read Infinite Jest.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Exist.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Kindness. Interest. An open heart. A willingness to learn and to share. A sense of adventure. A unique presence.

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