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  • 32 References 24 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English
  • 38, Female
  • Member since 2004
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About Me


I hope I do not sound too horrible when I say...

* I don't host guys.
* the sooner you get in touch with me, the better.
* since I have a small space I will not have more than one guest.
* again, I don't host guys. I have in the past as an experiment but I did not like it. guys who contact me will get an automatic refusal. do not waste my time and yours.

I have a form letter that I send out to people who do that. honestly, I hate to send it.

Jowever, I accept pretty much every CS request I get if they do not fall under the above categories.

Menfolk: hit on me and I will give you a negative report on CS.

Well, I sound awful and misanthropic, don't I?


parasitic infections cause misery and death. check daily for the telltale signs of infestation.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Ancient evil ghoul.

Grants the wishes of mortals but steals their souls.

Takes on human appearance.


Apart from that I have a home business of converting pets into cyborgs. I do it a bit under the radar because technically you need a license. If you need to, say, install rocket launchers on your chihuahua or put bionic legs on your boa constrictor, though, you could do worse than contacting me.

Music, Movies, and Books

Music (accurate):

Books (incomplete and not so accurate):

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Tore off my own head and used it as a soccer ball. It makes for an amusing story.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Not, I hope, any communicable diseases.

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Canada, France, Japan, Mexico, Netherlands, Portugal, Spain, Thailand, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States

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