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  • Fluent in English
  • 40, Female
  • Member since 2004
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About Me


I hope I do not sound too horrible when I say...

* I will not, ever, host men traveling alone
* I will not, ever, host men traveling in tandem with women
* I will not, ever, host more than one woman at the same time
* no use of mobile devices at my place, period. I will give you a copy of the keys you can use to let yourself in and out at will. (also, I let you use my computer.)
* no exceptions

Do not take it personally. And, please, don't think of me as a misandrist. I do not hate guys. I just have found that men tend to take up more space (psychically and physically) and test the boundaries of my house rules.

I like to host:

* Amputee fetishists
* Amputee fetishists who have amputated their own limbs
* Amputee fetishists who have amputated the limbs of others
* Cannibals
* Ghouls (not the same thing... educate yourself!)
* Robots
* Miniature robots
* Miniature robot ghouls
* Hologram recreations of deceased celebrities
* Anti-Popes
*...and assorted hangers-on, cultists, concubines and sycophants

Menfolk: hit on me or send me a "hi" or "hello" or "how's it going?" PM and I will give you a negative report on CS.

Well, I sound awful and misanthropic, don't I?

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Ancient evil ghoul.

Grants the wishes of mortals but steals their souls.

Takes on human appearance.


Apart from that I have a home business of converting pets into cyborgs. I do it a bit under the radar because technically you need a license. If you need to, say, install rocket launchers on your chihuahua or put bionic legs on your boa constrictor, though, you could do worse than contacting me.

Music, Movies, and Books

Music (accurate):

Books (incomplete and not so accurate):

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Tore off my own head and used it as a soccer ball. It makes for an amusing story.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can show you fear in a handful of dust.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Not, I hope, any communicable diseases.

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Canada, France, Japan, Mexico, Netherlands, Portugal, Spain, Thailand, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States

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