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I hope I do not sound too horrible when I say...
* I will not, ever, host men traveling alone
* I will not, ever, host men traveling in tandem with women
* I will not, ever, host more than one woman at the same time
* no exceptions
* that includes you
Do not take it personally. And, please, don't think of me as a misandrist. I do not hate guys. I just do not want to host them.
I like to host:
* Amputee fetishists
* Amputee fetishists who have amputated their own limbs
* Amputee fetishists who have amputated the limbs of others
* Ghouls (not the same thing... educate yourself!)
* Miniature robots
* Miniature robot ghouls
* Hologram recreations of deceased celebrities
*...and assorted hangers-on, cultists, concubines and sycophants
Menfolk: hit on me or send me a "hi" or "hello" or "how's it going?" PM and I will give you a negative report on CS.
Well, I sound awful and misanthropic, don't I?
Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing
Ancient evil ghoul.
Grants the wishes of mortals but steals their souls.
Takes on human appearance.
Apart from that I have a home business of converting pets into cyborgs. I do it a bit under the radar because technically you need a license. If you need to, say, install rocket launchers on your chihuahua or put bionic legs on your boa constrictor, though, you could do worse than contacting me.
Música, películas y libros
Books (incomplete and not so accurate):
Algo increíble que he hecho
Tore off my own head and used it as a soccer ball. It makes for an amusing story.
Enseña, aprende, comparte
I can show you fear in a handful of dust.
Qué puedo ofrecer a los anfitriones
Not, I hope, any communicable diseases.
Países que he visitado
Belgium, Canada, France, Japan, Mexico, Netherlands, Portugal, Spain, Thailand, United Kingdom
Países en los que he vivido