CURRENT MISSION

To conquer the world and rule with an iron fist.

ABOUT ME

I am so nice it's almost sickening. That's why so many people vomit after a few minutes with me. I think garlic should be used more often in cooking.

PHILOSOPHY

Logical positivism.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I've been a guest of wonderful people. And only some of them had reasons to throw me out.

Interests

Juggling, pillow-fighting, eating soup. People-watching (with binoculars).

• writing
• cooking
• juggling

Music, Movies, and Books

Seen some, listened to some, read some.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Amazing things I did: Building the pyramids, the Great Wall of China, the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower. Writing Encyclopedia Britannica all by myself. Inventor of important and useful things that make our life a lot easier. I'm currently working on a cure for obnoxiousness and also created the novelty laser pointer (I'm sorry for that).

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Estonia, France, Greece, Italy, Netherlands, Spain, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Portugal

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