CURRENT MISSION

Find my sock

ABOUT ME

For my mother, I am the best.
For my ex, I am the worst.
In my opinion, I am in the middle.
But mothers are always right, right ?

However, the only thing that you have to know about me : I do not bite.
Unless I have to...

PHILOSOPHY

Never mind
We'll see
Why not

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I do the dishes for my host.
My guest is not allowed to do the dishes.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Perfect until now, except with one person :)
If you find who, according to the references, you win a second free night to my place (and that proves that you've read half of my profil...)

Interests

Swimming (rivers, lakes, warm green waters)
Plants
Save bees and wasps drowing in swimmingpools, except hornets
Silence
Wake up just before the sun (hard...)
Local-organic-seasonal-home made food
Good wine with good friends followed by a good "siesta"
Burst out laughing
The beauty of nature
Snow-board touring in the puff
Collect limpets and sea urchins and eat them on the rock
Have a good shit every morning
Galloping on a horse on a beach at sunset on slow motion with a backdrop of Monaco song, naked with very long hair.

• beauty
• dining
• wine
• magic
• drums
• surfing
• rock climbing
• lakes
• rivers

Music, Movies, and Books

- Basically funny movies
- All kind of music in harmony with my wonderful and sensitive hears
- Books about institutional management and operational quantum wave mechanics.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I entirely swallowed my pill pack with Żubrówka and I thought for a while that I was Sharon Stone.

Teach, Learn, Share

Learn :
Would like to know more magic tricks
About plants and their beneficial properties
Surfing without suffering or dying (I mean on waves, not on couches, although...)
How to play drums and flute (but not at the same time)
Dive in water backward from 10m.
Teach :
I can teach you how to illustrate alphabet with your fingers (very useful for job interviews).

What I Can Share with Hosts

My snoring

Countries I’ve Lived In

Poland