Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Long story short: I just turned 25 and I'm trying to move somewhere that isn't as economically stagnant as Cleveland. I don't have a car at the moment, so I've decided that I'm going to head to a mid- or large-sized city to take advantage of public transportation. As simple as the plan sounds, it's complicated by my lack of funds... I have roughly $770 in my name as I type this. Homeless shelters are becoming increasingly dangerous, and I'm willing to do whatever it takes [within reason] to avoid having to resort to staying at one. I'm mostly just seeing if anyone here could use some help around the house with cooking, dishes, etc. in exchange for a couch I can crash on for a few weeks. I don't have drug/drinking problems, my background is spotless, and I'm fairly talented at making punny jokes. Hell, I can play guitar at your parties if you have the gear.
I realize this is kind of a long shot, but I figured it was worth a try. Thanks in advance for advice and whatnot.

Interests

Music, travelling, craft beer, etc.

• cooking
• beer
• partying
• drinking
• traveling
• music
• guitar