Greetings and salutations to all! First, a joke. What do you call a scary dinosaur? A terrordactyl.

I'll let that sink in for a minute.

I know, I know! My knee slappers are super. Ok, the time for fun and games is over! The sharing of personal info has begun! Our names are Dione and Sean, and together we form a duo of binary proportions!

We are on a quest to find a bone specialist for Dione, whose legs are woefully broken. She suffers from a genetic disease known as Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, which leeches the collagen from her joints and bones. This disease, which is a salty butt hole, is the reason that her legs are not healing correctly. Unless she receives advanced medical treatment, it is unlikely that she will ever again walk unassisted.

So that we may accomplish our sacred mission, we purchased an RV, and sped into the night. On the plus side of things, we love to travel, and it has been a pleasure meeting some uber cool people along the way. Hopefully, you will be the next uber cool person that we get to meet. We're always on the lookout for the next place to stop, and stretch our legs at.

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

Captain's Log
Star Date: (unknown)

We are here to make peaceful contact with the indigenous life of this planet. Should our attempts to communicate be successful, we hope to study their ways, and establish an alliance.

兴趣

Our true passion is teaching the world that every problem in existence can be solved by the power of interpretive tap dancing.

• video games
• music
• outdoor activities
• fishing
• hiking
• camping

音乐、电影和书籍

Between the two of us, there are simply too many to list. We greatly enjoy things that are related to science, philosophy, humor, and the filthiest bass dropping in recorded history.

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

Both of us have saved lives... literally.

教，学，和分享

I can teach you how to be terrible at playing sports. If you ever want to learn how to take a dive in your athletic career, I'm your man! As for sharing, Dione and I will hook you up with a cooked meal, an engaging conversation, or a suspicious looking lobster. You can only have one though, and absolutely do not ask about the lobster! I've heard rumors that he used to be a mobster.

Anyway...

We love learning new things. In particular, we want to learn another language.

我可以与沙发主分享些什么

We can share our food, time, knowledge, experiences, labor, friendship, sense of humor, and the costs incurred by our stay.

我游览过的国家

Canada, Mexico

我居住过的国家

United States