Hold your horses, this one is gonna be a doozy.

I'm an economist who has difficulty explaining labour markets. Not certain why, but it is definitely not related to my labour force status.

I tend to get jacked up on caffeine during the day then majestically transpose into cycling at night.

While inebriated, I get into deep existential debates with my flatmate Baron von Barfs-a-lot. The conversations tend to focus on why he cannot chew my socks and be on the couch. He only responds by indicating he is living a ruff life.

While you are here, we can always fight crime. We must destroy our enemies through consuming their souls.. Where enemies = Pizza and Beer.

Sometimes, I multi task the fuck out of these three things.

Living this plush style provides for:

Warm showers (now daily!)

Hot Coffee (sometimes cold)

Laundry whenever I want (this coincides in the warm showers).

My mission in life is to discover where the maximising point for the use of semicolons occurs; they're amazeballs!

Due to the high demand of my couch, Baron von Barfs-a-lot sets the criteria to stay. If the phrase "share experieces" is used in your request, you get an automatic poo in the shoe.

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

I came here for the shoes but it turns out it was gluten-free bread.

兴趣

I collect spores, moulds, and fungus.

• beer
• coffee
• cycling
• economics

音乐、电影和书籍

“We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.”
― Charles Bukowski

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

Your mom.

教，学，和分享

how to differentiate an exponential

我可以与沙发主分享些什么

Baron von Barfs-a-lot's gracing your life. Let's be honest here, you probably have never present of royality, given your current financial status.

我游览过的国家

Argentina, Australia, Belgium, Cambodia, Canada, Chile, Cook Islands, Fiji, France, Germany, Laos, Luxembourg, Monaco, Netherlands, Thailand, Tonga, Viet Nam

我居住过的国家

New Zealand, United States