ABOUT ME

A nice guy. Funny, I suppose. Brainy but not in an isolated kinda way. I'm not wealthy, but if I was I'd hire a gospel choir to follow me to the store and sing my grocery list for me.

PHILOSOPHY

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

Interests

Looking for memorable and unusual times. Would rather sit in a seedy diner and have a crazy old man tell me stories than dine at a five-star restaurant. Always up for late nights, crazy nights. I really just want to meet kind, fascinating, brilliant, hilarious, generous, open-minded people. I think I have at least one of those qualities.

• singing
• dining

Music, Movies, and Books

David Foster Wallace, Twain, Mark Leyner, John Jeremiah Sullivan, Jack Pendarvis, Dave Eggers, Lorrie Moore, Tony Hoagland.

Springsteen, Radiohead, hip-hop, blues, Tom Waits, stuff that makes me shake my rusty caucasian hips.

Jackass, Coming to America, E.T., Adaptation, most kids movies.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Youtube "chimp ice skating".