Breathe deeply !

PLEASE READ about my home (where I live) before you send me your request.

ABOUT ME

People around me say:

One day you disappear and then, a few days, months, years… later you appear so naturally that nobody can be angry.
You're so stable in your instability that one day when you will get your stability you will be really unstable.
Don’t be sorry, you know this is not the last time you fucked all up.

My married or in couple friends say:
Get a guy, make a baby and built your home…
I have a friend who is a very smart guy and last month he broke up with his girlfriend maybe you and him….(seriously ? )
Stop searching for your prince charming, they are all already married…(I would like to know with who, for sure with none of my friends….)

My single girlfriends say:
If you were a boy…
Where is your make up?

My male friends say:
Vodka or Beers ? Both ? That’s your polish spirit !
Stop singing!
Get off the table!!
Warning ! She has THESE DAYS…

My boss:
Can you do that ?? Yes, of course, but not now.
When ? As soon as possible but I don’t know when.

My housemates :
Where are my chocolates ? Teresa ?
Where are my beers ? Teresa ?
Are your sockets on the couch ?

My sisters:
Grow up !
Be careful!
Don’t do that! Do that !
Don’t go there! Go there!
I don’t want to tell you what you should do but…..

My ex-boyfriend who broke up with me:
You were the best experience in my life, I had never met anyone such interesting, lovely, funny, enthusiastic, bla bla bla........ I will never forget you! And then…can we still seeing each other only for fun?
(Sniky, clever bastard!).

My ex-boyfriend I borke up with:
B..tch ! (c’est la vie !)

Me about myself:
I was sure not to like cats and actually I love them as well as dogs!

PHILOSOPHY

Don't shit where you eat !

Don't allow people make you feel unhappy when you're really happy.

We don’t need to be all the same, have the same opinions and ideas about the world but we have to respect each other. Because I'm a intelligent humain being , I judge, of course, but I always try to understand why my judgment is so. I’m a kind of direct but respectful person. I like talking political subjects. People, who cannot stand some critics about their country or see only the bright side of their culture, are not welcome.

Interests

Travelling.
Eating good.
Sport, sport, sport !
I hate shopping.
I love home made stuff.

• cats
• dogs
• singing
• traveling
• music
• sports
• psychology

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

This is not something I've seen or done...but what I experienced. I've got a free ticket to Chicago from almost stranger person (we met 2 days befor) !!!!!! And it was not because he fell in love with me !!!

Teach, Learn, Share

If you can teach me somethings, please do it.
If you can make me discover somethings, please do it.
Tell me about your country, your culture, your philosophy, your religion, your life.

What I Can Share with Hosts

If you come to my place I will host you the best I can.
I will help you find the best way to visit Paris but mostly witout me. I love Paris but the city makes me tired.

But if I have a little bit of time, I would love to take you to see Fontainebleau Forest and show, maybe practice, buldering climbing if you like or go hiking.
Why not to stay there for a night with free camping ?

Here you have some info about buldering in Fontainebleau, if you don't know:

https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2014/aug/28/bouldering-rock-climbing-fontainebleau-france

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Poland, Spain, Sweden, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

France, Italy