Greetings!

I’m just your friendly neighborhood Chocolate-man. My super powers include: eating an abnormal amount of chocolate and hot sandwiches, ruining my teeth, making people laugh, writing super mysterious stuff, making origami dragons and other handmade stuff, staring very hard…

I’m new here, so looking forward to chatting up some people that want to be chatted up.

My goal in life is to put a smile on saddies that need a smile to be put on (that made like no sense, right?) I’m going to be a Stand Up comedian, so you know I got some kick-ass jokes (mostly dark though:P).

Warum ich bei Couchsurfing bin

To meet you?

Interessen

Humor, theatre, movies, handmade stuff, spontaneous activities, having philosophical conversations with strangers, telling you my darkest secrets because I’ll probably never see you again so why not (neah, I won’t tell you my darkest secrets…or will I?)

• birds
• writing
• chocolate
• flying
• clothing
• movies
• origami

Musik, Filme und Bücher

Music: classical, alternative, rock, anything that has funny lyrics.

Movies: Kung Fu Panda is the greatest and best movie of all time. This is not debatable. This is a fact. It is written down. By me. Just now. Doesn’t make it not true.

Books: 50 shades of grey (just joking… or am I?) I read everything because I have to… but I mostly like the ones that stick with me, those with a serious side to them, like: Dostoevsky Crime and Punishment. Doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy something like Game of Thrones.

Eine tolle Erfahrung, die ich gemacht habe

Every breath I take is amazing. We are staring at a computer screen from a comfy chair, with nice clothes etc. Life is amazing. If you never do anything amazing, and only stare at the sunset, or birds flying, it’s still an amazing life.

Lehren, lernen, teilen

My order would be: Learn, Share, Teach

Was ich mit Gastgebern teilen kann

I make pancakes and I make them GOOD! Yum, yum, yum…. You know you want to taste it… yum, yum, yum… And I can throw it in the air, oh yeah!

Silicone love dolls https://dollpodium.com

Socks? I usually have two.