CURRENT MISSION

remove these cutleries from my knees

ABOUT ME

I'm desperately trying to look like the funny type, which I am not.

PHILOSOPHY

Give an apple, take a carrot.

Interests

design, photography, cinema, music, biographies, travelling, singing, cooking, pretending, explanations, price of canned tuna fish, flaws, solutions

• fish
• singing
• design
• photography
• cooking
• movies
• traveling
• music
• fishing

Music, Movies, and Books

The chef suggests:

Start by storming the jungle with a diary by Werner Herzog, the chronicle of the two year filming of Fitzcarraldo.

Venture on into the 18th century through the unbelievable autobiography of Giacomo Casanova.

Then let Graham Robb tell you why Rimbaud was more respected as an explorer than as a poet.

Finally sit back and relax in the Funky Forest of Katsuhito Ishii.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

As a kid me and my friends used to jump into the whirpools that the riverboat formed when leaving the pier.
We also enjoyed sneaking inside tall buildings under construction in Moscow and search for unexlpoded cartridges the workers used to punch holes in the cement.
Sounds like Hansel from Zoolander speaking, right?

Teach, Learn, Share

I have been tutoring in a web design course, but I can also design tasty meatballs, make a collage out of newspaper headlines, sing traditional Russian songs, play the flute with my nose and discuss solutions to peculiar problems.
I would like to learn Spanish and Japanese.

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Brazil, Finland, France, Japan, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Turks and Caicos Islands, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada, France, Italy, Russian Federation, Spain, United Kingdom

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