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Hello ! Im Wladimir and Im from Chile , I know I have a russian name but Im 100% latino hahaha, I traveling since 5 years ago and now Im living in Phi Phi island in Thailand , if u need any help , advices about this paradise just let me know 🇹🇭
PLEASE READ MY RULES
POR FAVOR LEA MIS REGLAS
( I wrote rules when I was in my house and Im too lazy to change them)
la vida no se mide por la cantidad de dias que respiramos sino por la cantidad de momentos que nos quitan la respiracion
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
it's a good way to meet friends and share your life with people from other cultures
What can I teach ?
I can teach how to cook , how to dance latin music , massages ,how to do an exorcism, and well I can teach all that you want to learn about me and my culture .
What I want to learn?
Music, Movies, and Books
"the secret life of walter mitty " this movie changed my life :)
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
Swim naked in the Chilean Antarctic , I climb the Everest, I swim with anacondas in the Amazon, I cross the Amazon for 6 months, I climbed the himalayas for 3 weeks I jump from a helicopter to the ocean.
What I Can Share with Hosts
After many years of experience hosting Couchsurfers Here are some rules:
- what ever you do keep everything clean and organise .
-buy toilet paper please, shampoo, toothpaste and soap
- internet is free just ask for the password
- have drugs with you? let me know
-do not bring random people to sleep at my home without permission
-do not throw your sanitary napkin to the toilet , the last time that a girl did it the toilet exploded and the entire first floor of the house was flooded, maybe it sounds funny but it was not, was a shit ! literally.
-if we go out and you meet a hot girl or a hot guy and want to spend time with them after party. no problem but please go to a hotel or their houses dont bring then here, last time we went for party and someone ask me for the key and ask me for 1 hour time to work out before i come back. :) I can't believe it but it was funny lol
- you are naturist and love been naked?, no problem but ask me first
-want to vomit, no problem, but please do it in the toilet and not around the house and then hide under the carpet. it is disgusting and hard to clean.
- you got arrested for drugs please dont tell the police I am your family and ask then to contact me. I will not go to pick you up or pay any fine.
_let me know if you want drugs
-if you want sex with a guy in his house you have to be sure that he has a safe house or you could finish the night raped. ( sounds creepy but i had the experience with couchs girls )
-many people have stayed in my house, over a thousand !! 80% from germany so now i'm an alcoholic guy hehehe and a party person
-I'm trying to be just a social drinker, but my fucking life is very social !
-I want travelers not tourist , so if you don't have time to share ....sorry
-if you enjoy sex with your boyfriend or any other guy and you're a woman who likes to moan, you can do it here , but not in a scandalous way, an Asian girl moaned so loudly that the neighbors knocked on the door to see if everything was OK, it sounded like a horror movie where someone was being murdered lol!
-Guys !!! especially Asian guys , if you use the toilet and it is difficult to find your dick there or you have a very small one , PLEASE take a sit !! no one wants to use a toilet with pee everywhere
-Girls !!! if you need tidy up your hair , please don't do it in the handwash , after many girls doing that i found Chewbacca inside the pipeline !!
-Your stay here can be bad , good - normal.... or fucking awesome , you choose.
-i have 4 years in couchsurfing so:
people selling sex online( webcams)
.....and very crazy people
all that kind of people have stayed on my house .... maybe it sounds crazy but believe me, I've seen everything,.....everything , so don't be shy , and i have a lot stories to tell you , I have more stories than Garcia Marquez !! shit !! i can make my own book with all this , maybe the black book or 50 shades of couchsurfing.
Well after all this you will be welcome to my city VALPARADISE !!!
what about my house ?
i live 15 minutes from the downtown in bus or car , my house is huge , 3 rooms 3 bathrooms and a lot space to share , if you are in car i have more than one parking place , i live near a Forest and a lagoon ( 10 minutes walking) i have a pool and in my house you can do whatever you want
Countries I’ve Visited
Argentina, Austria, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Croatia, France, Germany, Greece, Guyana, India, Italy, Malaysia, Mexico, Nepal, Peru, Poland, Russian Federation, Spain, Thailand, United Arab Emirates, United States, Uruguay, Venezuela
Countries I’ve Lived In
Chile, Poland, Thailand