CURRENT MISSION

To find a way to not actually go to work yet still get paid for it.

ABOUT ME

I'm the guy who is usualy red in the face laughing in the corner for God knows what reason.
I love to eat, to drink, to see, to do. Sharks scare me but only because I don't want my leg bitten off.
I am the second oldest of 10 children, but thankfully I have none of my own yet.
I love rollercosaters, watching people fall and peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches.
I used to have a mild fear of midgets, I hate taking out the garbage, and tend to buy alot of shoes for a reason I've yet to understand.
I've worn a speedo and floaties to a public pool, an S&M getup to a Halloween party at a club, cowboy boots for no good reason at all and happen to think I look pretty good in an old black band t-shirt.
I'll never be accused of being sweet, but I'll also never be accused of being boring.

PHILOSOPHY

Love every opportunity you have.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I've yet to host anyone on the site but over the years many of my couches, bathroom floors and beds have been passed out on, puked on, or borrowed for an evening from friends from all over the world.
So come one come all!

Interests

Learning languages, even if I only ever come away with just the bad stuff, driving fast, riding my motorcycle(s) faster, and doing something new as often as possible.

• animals
• partying
• drinking
• clubbing
• billiards
• drawing
• languages
• beaches

Music, Movies, and Books

Anything that'll make me laugh in any medium.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I've stayed awake for three days straight, drank champagne on New Year's under the Eiffel Tower, swam in the Pacific and Atlantic at sunset, hiked through a raiforest, watched a volcano errupt, made love on the beach in the middle of a lightning storm, fought wildfires, slept on a mountain with nothing but the stars around me, been poor, witnessed an animal being born, almost drowned, been to the finest clubs Vegas has to offer, been to the shittiest bar in a hole in Mexico, been cold in Amsterdam, hot in Playa Del Ingles and perfect on my porch at home.

Teach, Learn, Share

I'm a wealth of useless knowledge, so maybe I could prep someone for Jeopardy? I can school you in foosball, show you how to ride a motorcycle, throw together a meal in a half hour, draw a picture, write a haiku and make fun of nearly anyone.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Canada, Costa Rica, Czech Republic, France, Italy, Luxembourg, Mexico, Netherlands, Spain, Switzerland

Countries I’ve Lived In

Germany, United States