CURRENT MISSION

I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards, in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I mostly do it in Portland. I'd like to do it in new cities!

ABOUT ME

I am the loud girl telling funny stories at the party. I call my ass The Mountain, and sometimes it does things I don't know about. You can hear my laugh a block away. I can't keep a secret, and I talk about sex as much as I can. I watch 50 hours a week of television, while I paint my Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I love it when other people tell the horrible, ugly truth. I laugh when something sad happens.

PHILOSOPHY

If you think it, say it, as long as you do your best to be honest, and you're not a dick, it's the right thing to do. Everyone should be having more sex. Everyone should dig their inner hotness. Therapy, therapy, therapy. Love your body, be nice to your friends. Be nice to strangers. Be nice to crazy people, and then back away, and stay away.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I invite people to crash on my couch at the drop of a hat. I have since I was a teenager. I think everyone should have somewhere to sleep, and I always offer my (shitty) couch, when I can. Strangers, friends, cute boys, cute girls. If I take a shine to you, than you get an invitation.

Interests

art, scrapbooking, local music, telling funny stories, knitting, sewing, welding, reading mystery novels, television, cop television

• arts
• partying
• reading
• knitting
• scrapbooking
• painting
• music
• boxing

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