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  • Happiness....with some music and film thrown in there.
  • College!
  • From Tampa, FL, USA
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About Me


Infinite Unconditional Love


I'm a musician/film editor/television producer/app designer.
I love to canoe, boulder, white water raft, hike, adventure...
I am constantly asking people to hold things for me....mostly because I'm holding a 10 things at once while talking on my phone and tripping over curbs.
Somehow I get people's life stories and deepest darkest secrets out of them without even trying within the first 24 hours of knowing them (which know, everyone should be able to do)
I have some funny as fuq stories.

****P.S. I am terribly allergic to axe body spray. Do NOT wear it around me or spray it in my home. Thank you!


The only thing you HAVE to do is die. Think about it.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


I host everyone in my home with an open mind and an open heart.
When I travel, I respect you and your home and use couchsurfing as an opportunity to get to know people and not just the area I'm in.

I love to cook dinner for my hosts/guests. I'm not domestic at all...but I love cooking and learning about other people.

Some of the best friends I've made are through CS and I hold it really close to my heart for that.


Couchsurfing saved my life from ever being boring.


Music, traveling, nature, science, audio engineering, acoustic guitars, ethnomusicology, canoeing, being on the back of a motorcycle, making new friends, and trying new foods (seriously...lets eat some bugs)

  • design
  • burningman
  • cooking
  • boating
  • traveling
  • bouldering
  • music
  • hiking
  • canoeing
  • swimming
  • engineering
  • science

Music, Movies, and Books

Movies: Me You and Everyone We Know, I'm a Cyborg.But that's ok, Moonrise Kingdom, Most documentaries..

Books: I Am Me. I Am Free by David Icke, Never Be Lied to Again, Desert Solitaire, The Gift,

I won't bother telling you what music I like but I would love to know what you like and if you bring me a mix tape of your favorite jams from wherever you're from, I will love you forever.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Also, I've been aboard a sinking paddle boat in the Gulf of Mexico with 2 anxiety ridden teenagers and an 11 year old who couldn't swim.

And this one time I slow danced to funk music in a literal burning ring of fire in the middle of the desert at 4am in the morning with a beautiful stranger in a dress that stranger had given me earlier that day.

Camped in front of glacier lake at 13,000 ft.
Participated in a human carwash.
International pillow fight day.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to make a heart in your latte.
I can teach you how to botch serious efforts.
I can teach you how to fall on your face with grace.
and...I can teach you how to fold a napkin into a bra.

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