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  • 18 References 12 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, German; learning Spanish
  • 31, Male
  • Member since 2007
  • No occupation listed
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  • From Brighton
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About Me

Chaos comes before all principles of order & entropy, it's neither a god nor a maggot, its idiotic desires encompass & define every possible choreography, all meaningless aethers & phlogistons: its masks are crystallizations of its own facelessness, like clouds.

Everything in nature is perfectly real including consciousness, there's absolutely nothing to worry about. Not only have the chains of the Law been broken, they never existed; demons never guarded the stars, the Empire never got started, Eros never grew a beard.

No, listen, what happened was this: they lied to you, sold you ideas of good & evil, gave you distrust of your body & shame for your prophethood of chaos, invented words of disgust for your molecular love, mesmerized you with inattention, bored you with civilization & all its usurious emotions.

There is no becoming, no revolution, no struggle, no path; already you're the monarch of your own skin--your inviolable freedom waits to be completed only by the love of other monarchs: a politics of dream, urgent as the blueness of sky. <<<
Hakim motherfucking Bey


cycling, clowning, cheese, cooking, community gardens, cups of caffeine, caffeinated conversation, caribbean sailing expeditions, camping, costumes, cats, coming up with elaborate fictions, capoeira, cumbia, champeta, couchsurfing, Camus, connecting the dots, cooking feasts with friends, cooking friends, creating music, context is everything, catching waves, cat's getting the C.R.E.A.M, cracks in everything (thats how the light gets in)

....some stuff not beginning with c, but...not really, im totally over all that.

  • cats
  • capoeira
  • cumbia
  • cooking
  • cheese
  • politics
  • traveling
  • music
  • electronic music
  • cycling
  • camping
  • sailing
  • law

Teach, Learn, Share

I think this is one of the most exciting aspects of this site, and travelling around in general.

If anyone wants to know how to make electronic music on the computer I'd be happy to give them an introduction. Also, how to make a smashing sherperds pie (pastel de papas).

I want to learn some acrobatics please. And post-apocalypse skills. And how to hold my breath for over 12 minutes.

I will teach you how to give me a really good massage ....if you teach me how to give a really good massage.

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Australia, Belgium, Bolivia, Cambodia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Cuba, Czech Republic, Dominican Republic, Fiji, France, Germany, Haiti, India, Italy, Jamaica, Morocco, New Zealand, Peru, Portugal, South Africa, Spain, Thailand, United States, Uruguay

Countries I’ve Lived In

Argentina, Canada, Colombia, Jamaica, United Kingdom

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