CURRENT MISSION

to gleefully laugh in the face of adversity, then promptly do a runner with my gangley legs of rapidgettawayness + 2 vs vertically challenged

ABOUT ME

alright then if your still reading this far then i guess i should lather your curiosity... hmmm

im a pessimist and abit of a bugger, which i generally find keeps things amusing for everyone, i'll get half way through a sentence, realise its not quite as pant filling'ly exciting as played out in my head then drift off, the eyes glaze and thats me gone for the next 5 minutes... infact i feel a bout coming on right about n...

PHILOSOPHY

don't let life just pass your eyes, take a look around every now and again, see those opportunity's and pounce upon them like a big hairy salivating cat or something, talk to that bored person sitting on their own, try that rancid looking fruit in the dingy market, take that trip you've been hovering around all month... DONT THINK JUST DO!!!

Interests

Currently, alternative methods of leaving internet cafe's, have attempted toilet window... suggestions welcome

• cats
• reading

Music, Movies, and Books

blade runner, persepolis, casablanca, muppets christmas carol, studio ghibli, akira kurosawa, jazz, trip hop, funk, dostoevsky, bulgakov, haruki murakami

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

... falling into a vat of marmite might be good...

Teach, Learn, Share

dont eat yellow snow... dont ask why you shouldn't eat yellow snow, brown snow is to be treated with equal suspicion

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, Belgium, Cambodia, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, France, Hungary, Japan, Laos, Liechtenstein, Malaysia, Netherlands, Philippines, Singapore, Switzerland, Thailand

Countries I’ve Lived In

United Kingdom